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So there’s this girl who sits next to me in Biology, and she is such a religious nut She literally lectured me today because apparently I took the lord’s name in vain when I said “Mother of god” and I was doing my nails right now and  got the idea of making them fandom related, and decided on making them about Supernatural. I’m pretty sure shes going to scream bloody murder and lecture me when she sees them tomorrow in class. oh well

Oh please do tell. This is gonna be great.

Update: I STILL CANT STOP LAUGHING SINCE THIS MORNING We were sitting in class today doing the assignment and I saw her out of the corner of my eye. She saw my nails and looked kinda freaked out, so she made a small cross with her fingers in her lap and then, I kid you not, whispered “Cristo.” so then just to freak her out, I flinched and turned to glare at her, and she looked so petrified she almost jumped out of her chair

YOU ARE MY HERO

Reblogging just for the caption. 

UPDATE: So today, just for the sake of curiosity  I wanted to see if she still legitimately believed I was a demon after having the weekend to mull it over. I was in homeroom, and she, 5 of my other friends, and I were all at our usual table, and she started ranting about something. (I should probably mention she hasn’t made eye contact with me since the incident on Friday) I looked up from what I was doing to ask what she was ranting about, and she said “I AM JUST SO FURIOUS. THEY’RE THINKING OF REMOVING “Under God” FROM THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!” Seeing as we’re american, this is pretty much a huge deal? “WHY? GOD IS EVERYWHERE. GOD IS IN OUT EVERY BREATH. THEY’RE ALSO THINKING ABOUT REMOVING THE “In God we trust” FROM OUR CURRENCY. I AM JUST FURIOUS.” And so, every time she said the word “God” Id glare at her and lean a bit forward  She kept leaning backwards as to stay away from me, and then finally, after she finished ranting, all of my friends went into their own little conversations, and it was just the two of us left, so I let out a low growl at her and she covered her mouth with her hand and ran to the teacher’s desk to get away from me. I’m pretty positive she’s convinced I’m possessed by a demon. I admit, this one may have been a bit mean, but I was curious, sorry I’m not sorry. 

tbh this is the best thing on my dash

This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read in my life

I tried to scroll past, but this bothers me immensely. Do you guys not realize this is a form of bullying? Let me spin this away from religion.

OP is now Person A, a heterosexual male. Religious Nut is now Person B, a lesbian gay rights activist. Person A has just used the word “gay” in place of “dumb” and Person B calls them out on it, saying not to do that. Person A shrugs it off and goes about their daily life. A while later, Person B comes to their mind. “I wonder how Person B would react to a little teasing” Person A wonders.

The next day Person A tries a little innocent flirting with Person B. Person B gives them a look and mutters something under their breath. Person A is amused, and turns to their internet friends to share a good laugh. It was harmless enough, wasn’t it?

But Person A doesn’t stop there. Now that they have Person B on the hook they want to see just how far they can push them. So one day when their friends have left them alone, after a nice long rant from Person B about how gay marriage shouldn’t even be an issue anymore, Person A really puts on a show for Person B, flirting and doing everything they can to make Person B uncomfortable. Person A pushes the joke so far that Person B feels the need to flee out of fear.

I’m sure had that been the actual story tumblr would have been outraged. “You clearly knew she was a lesbian and uncomfortable with these things!” So why don’t we hear: “You clearly knew she was a religious person and uncomfortable about these things!”?

/rant

TL;DR, it’s ok to not like things. Don’t be a dick about it.